SEND IN THE CLONES
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     ISN'T IT STRANGE?
     ALL OF THESE YEARS-
     ÁND THEY'VE CHANGED THE STANDARDS AGAIN!
     CAUSING ME TEARS!
     SEND IN THE CLONES!!
     
     LOOK AT THEM NOW-
     11 BIT WORDS-
     WISH THAT I COULD FORGET
     ÔHE MONEY I'VE SPENT!
     WHERE ARE THE CLONES?
     SEND IN THE CLONES!
     
     SEE MY OLD HEAP-
     NOW IT WON'T WORK!
     NONE OF THE SOFTWARE
     WILL FUNCTION,
     AND NEITHER WILL IT!
     
     ONCE I WAS RUNNING
     THE BEST THAT
     WAS WRITTEN FOR ANY MACHINE!
     WHY WON'T IT RUN?
     I HATE IBM!
     
     WHY WAS IT DONE?
     TO GET ME I FEAR-
     I BOUGHT ALL THAT SOFTWARE
     FOR MY ÐÃ-ØÔ
     NOW ITS TOO OLD
     SO SEND IN THE CLONES!
     I MUST HAVE THE LATEST!
     
To the tune of ÓEND IN THE ÃLOWNS

By   ORION