Here is a collection of silly things I have collected over the years. I have much more than is currently on this page, it will get here eventually...
Boot It (sung to M. Jackson's "Beat It". Author unknown.
Variant of 12 Days of Christmas Don't ask, you had to be there. By Jeff Burhans.
Send In the Clones By Jeff Burhans
Variation on "My Favorite Things", I'll wait to find out if he wants credit on this one. 8)
One Night in Hancock An absolute masterpiece by Jeff Burhans and Mike Burden. (original is from Chess)
Old PFRC Constitution The real (former) constitution of the Michigan Tech Science Fiction and Fantasy Society, a student group at Michigan Technological University. Legand has it, this was submitted to the dean of students as a joke. He saw it, thought it was outragiously funny, and signed it as a joke, and sent it back. Then everyone realized something: this made it OFFICIAL! And so it was, for a number of years until someone with more sense than humor forced it to be changed. I'm sure nothing was quite the same again.
Here's one I discovered recently, when I received my OpenBSD 2.6 CD-ROMs. First, I opened the CD case, and saw what was probably the most creative use of the CD design I had seen to that point. I should probably explain that the Blowfish is the security mascot of the OpenBSD project. Then, I flipped the two-CD carrier over, and saw Disk 2's graphics... I will *NOT* explain this. 8-)
PHONEANS.TXT -- A GREAT way to answer your phone. Recommended only for those with Caller ID! I've actually managed to get people to laugh, then hang up on me, not realizing that it wasn't a recording. Or at least one person, twice.
GIRLFRND.TXT -- A humorous look at software and relationships.
-- Remember the infamous Pentium Bug? The lighter side...
TWINKIE.TXT -- Grad student research on Twinkie Physics.
OPCODES.TXT -- A rather large list of humorous opcodes, begging a few Microsoft jokes.
-- A dialog between Bill Gates and the builder of his new home
Much, much more yet to come from the Holland Humor Archives!!!! (But, don't wait up...)